jims on Nostr: oh, what an opportunity to install nostr on their phone, set up a wallet & zap ...

oh, what an opportunity to install nostr on their phone, set up a wallet & zap them... like those lame ads in games only it's as real as it gets.

#smij #zapd #grownostr

quoting nevent1q…l0vw

Me drunkenly explaining Bitcoin at 3 am to a guy I just met on the street of a big city I don’t live in:

“Imagine an ear of corn; the kernels are like Satoshi’s. If you get enough Satoshi’s you’ll have a whole corn.

The glyphosate sprayed on the corn are like shitcoins. Don’t fuck w them.

The high fructose corn syrup is custodial corn. That shits not even real.

Canned corn in water and BPA lined containers is like the ETFs.

Fresh organic corn direct from a farm stand is no-KYC in self custody. That’s the only real shit. That’s the fire corn.

You see now? Corn has a lot of forms and most of them are fake and gay. I love corn.”