Uncle Duke on Nostr: As the helicopter came into view, Michael wept with relief. He watched as a door ...

As the helicopter came into view, Michael wept with relief. He watched as a door opened, and a rope line descended. Moments later, a helmeted figure slid down the rope, and began shouting through a bullhorn. “WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU REGARDING YOUR VEHICLE’S WARRANTY.”