LordOfTheKangs on Nostr: First off. Running 5mph for an hour was totally normal up until high fructose corn ...
First off. Running 5mph for an hour was totally normal up until high fructose corn syrup became endemic. High school track and field was sort of a preparation for boot camp, as well as a display of skill for your community.
Secondly, if you dont live in Florida, there are elevations and depressions in the terrain when you walk. Go walk for an hour and track the same distance in your car afterwards.
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