Ergative Absolutive on Nostr: In the Ergative Absolutive household, we often quantify key groceries in terms of ...
In the Ergative Absolutive household, we often quantify key groceries in terms of 'fucktons'. For example: 'I have picked up half a fuckton of garlic'.
In today's grocery delivery, I ordered a full fuckton of onions. Because the grocery store does not offer metric fucktons, I had to translate that into 4 kilograms of onions.
Instead, I got 4 onions.
Four onions is not a fuckton!
#alliums
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