The Beast Pope :popephil: on Nostr: I believe that modern etiquette is to send a text to a date when you're 5 minutes ...
I believe that modern etiquette is to send a text to a date when you're 5 minutes out, so she can haul her ass out to the driveway so you don't have to get out of the car or wait. Back during the Mesozoic Era, when I was dating, you had to go to the door and meet her father and exchange grunts. Now, when dropping her back off, I believe the custom is to slow down to 5 MPH at the end of her driveway and hit the eject button, but we had to stop, open her car door (from the outside, no less) 1 of ?
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