atyh on Nostr: They tried to KYC me at the hardware store for a cash transaction. I smiled, and said ...

They tried to KYC me at the hardware store for a cash transaction.
I smiled, and said “no, thank you”.
They stared at me like deer in headlights, then came to, and completed the transaction.

The last time they asked, I told them my name was Zimbabwe Aboobica and gave a fake number.