Hyperhidrosis :adm1::adm2: :verified_flashing: on Nostr: Guys the feds paid a visit to my house the other day. They pulled up and said, "are ...

Guys the feds paid a visit to my house the other day. They pulled up and said, "are you hyperhidrosis?" I replied no because I didn't want to deal with any of this but they then pulled out a picture of my cock from the DM I sent cool_boy_mew (npub135j…vj4p) and told me about NSA secret cock circumcision scar recognition and told me to have a seat in my own home. They told me that if they ever see me making a post to mastodon users with hot 34 yo anime milfs attached without proper Alt text in it again they are gonna tell my mom about the bodacious cunny (cat bunny hybrid) folder (32GB) I have no choice but to start alt texting all the images I post.