`Da Elf on Nostr: Elf (walking into Cafe): *makes eye contact* Object analyze: Retriever, Long Hair, ...

Elf (walking into Cafe): *makes eye contact*
Object analyze: Retriever, Long Hair, rust Not Golden? (analyze) No way.
Elf: Involuntary Response, smiles. I've not had the fortune of seeing the likes of your breed in many a spring little one. Well Met.
Dog: Hello New Friend! *frontal assault against my knees/wiggles/dramatic pause/wiggles/fall over for belly rubs/expectation*
Owner: I'm So Sor..Oh.

Elf: I got this.

IRISH SETTER! The Ginger of Retrievers! I So Declare.

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