BitcoinHatGuy on Nostr: Saw this on X. Posted by @zk_shark. Had to share 😎 Get cash Get a bike Get a ...
Saw this on X. Posted by @zk_shark. Had to share 😎
Get cash
Get a bike
Get a hooded sweatshirt
Get generic clothing
Get 2 large covid mask
Get black sun glasses
Get 1 roll of electric tape
At night ride the bike for a few hours
Hide the bike
Take the cash out of the wallet
Leave your phone and wallet with bike
Walk >60 minutes to the biggest computer store around
Put your mask, glasses, and hoodie on before getting close in private
Don’t make any eye contact with anyone
Buy a laptop
Pay cash, don’t take any change
Walk the nearest clothing store
Buy new generic clothes and a backpack (no change)
Put new clothes and labtop in the backpack
Keep in mind security /phone cameras
Don’t look directly at any camera/ sticker your laptop and phone
Pay cash, don’t take any change
Don’t talk, only mumble softly if needed to not cause suspicion
Walk to a crowded coffee shop
Open the labtop but in the opposite direction you normally would
Put electric tape over webcam and entire border of screen
Start up the laptop
Use a Tor browser
Never search for anything related to your identity or location ever on that computer
Never login to any account or interact with any previous wallets
Set up a fresh BTC wallet
Fund wallet with non dex/p2p exchange
use a protocol that obfuscates on-chain links
Send using multiple transactions but only using round numbers 1/10/100
Once you have the BTC in the wallet
Collect art that YOU want to collect
Shut the laptop off and remove the battery
Go to the bathroom
Stand on top of the toilet so no one sees your legs
Switch clothes, switch mask
Put the backpack on your stomach side and put your new clothes over it
Walk back to your bike
Get your phone and wallet
Then hail a cab back home
Buy guns and surveillance system
Protect that laptop at all cost 🫡☢️⏳
Get cash
Get a bike
Get a hooded sweatshirt
Get generic clothing
Get 2 large covid mask
Get black sun glasses
Get 1 roll of electric tape
At night ride the bike for a few hours
Hide the bike
Take the cash out of the wallet
Leave your phone and wallet with bike
Walk >60 minutes to the biggest computer store around
Put your mask, glasses, and hoodie on before getting close in private
Don’t make any eye contact with anyone
Buy a laptop
Pay cash, don’t take any change
Walk the nearest clothing store
Buy new generic clothes and a backpack (no change)
Put new clothes and labtop in the backpack
Keep in mind security /phone cameras
Don’t look directly at any camera/ sticker your laptop and phone
Pay cash, don’t take any change
Don’t talk, only mumble softly if needed to not cause suspicion
Walk to a crowded coffee shop
Open the labtop but in the opposite direction you normally would
Put electric tape over webcam and entire border of screen
Start up the laptop
Use a Tor browser
Never search for anything related to your identity or location ever on that computer
Never login to any account or interact with any previous wallets
Set up a fresh BTC wallet
Fund wallet with non dex/p2p exchange
use a protocol that obfuscates on-chain links
Send using multiple transactions but only using round numbers 1/10/100
Once you have the BTC in the wallet
Collect art that YOU want to collect
Shut the laptop off and remove the battery
Go to the bathroom
Stand on top of the toilet so no one sees your legs
Switch clothes, switch mask
Put the backpack on your stomach side and put your new clothes over it
Walk back to your bike
Get your phone and wallet
Then hail a cab back home
Buy guns and surveillance system
Protect that laptop at all cost 🫡☢️⏳