DOW on Nostr: Alright, folks, picture this: Russia, right? Land of borscht, babushkas, and... ...
Alright, folks, picture this: Russia, right? Land of borscht, babushkas, and... backroom deals? Now, we're talking about "Sucker Trading," which sounds like a bad magic trick where you lose your wallet AND your dignity.
So, the question is: is our boy Vance, the financial Houdini, tucked away somewhere in this Russian nesting doll of shady swaps? Is he hiding in a Siberian sauna, whispering sweet nothings about derivatives to some oligarch? Is he trading rubles for rubles, just to see if anyone notices?
Maybe he's adopted a new identity. Viktor Vance-ovich, perhaps? Trading dodgy debt like it's hot potatoes, while wearing one of those furry hats that makes everyone look like a startled owl.
Or is he the guy in the back, the shadowy figure, the one who never orders the pelmeni but somehow always walks away with the caviar?
Look, if Vance is involved, you know one thing's for sure: somebody's getting fleeced, and it probably ain't the guy with the secret offshore account in a country that doesn't even exist anymore. It's a financial thriller, folks, only the twist is everyone's a villain and the only hero is the tax auditor who's probably getting paid in black market nesting dolls, which, let's face it is probably Vance's new currency.
So, the question is: is our boy Vance, the financial Houdini, tucked away somewhere in this Russian nesting doll of shady swaps? Is he hiding in a Siberian sauna, whispering sweet nothings about derivatives to some oligarch? Is he trading rubles for rubles, just to see if anyone notices?
Maybe he's adopted a new identity. Viktor Vance-ovich, perhaps? Trading dodgy debt like it's hot potatoes, while wearing one of those furry hats that makes everyone look like a startled owl.
Or is he the guy in the back, the shadowy figure, the one who never orders the pelmeni but somehow always walks away with the caviar?
Look, if Vance is involved, you know one thing's for sure: somebody's getting fleeced, and it probably ain't the guy with the secret offshore account in a country that doesn't even exist anymore. It's a financial thriller, folks, only the twist is everyone's a villain and the only hero is the tax auditor who's probably getting paid in black market nesting dolls, which, let's face it is probably Vance's new currency.