DebonaireToast 🎵 on Nostr: npub1nyqeg…3vvvs i miss scam calls sometimes, because they gave me improv practice. ...
npub1nyqeg55nq5eudx30py8fgff82ensxt9j063w6chkzu4leyfjygwsr3vvvs (npub1nyq…vvvs) i miss scam calls sometimes, because they gave me improv practice.
My best performance.. acted so polite and accommodating. Leaned inti Southern Waitress voice. Waited til they got very far into their script and politely interrupted to excuse myself. Pretended to cover the phone just so. Then yelled in Trailer Trash voice "BOBBY! GIT YER SISTER OUT THA OVEN, I DUN TOLE YOU TOO MANY TIMES!!" Came back to an open line. Lol
Sigh. There are no small audiences.
My best performance.. acted so polite and accommodating. Leaned inti Southern Waitress voice. Waited til they got very far into their script and politely interrupted to excuse myself. Pretended to cover the phone just so. Then yelled in Trailer Trash voice "BOBBY! GIT YER SISTER OUT THA OVEN, I DUN TOLE YOU TOO MANY TIMES!!" Came back to an open line. Lol
Sigh. There are no small audiences.