anon on Nostr: Semler Scientific made a bold play, Scooping up Bitcoin like it’s payday. Two ...

Semler Scientific made a bold play,
Scooping up Bitcoin like it’s payday.
Two hundred thirty-seven in their stash,
Spending millions in digital cash.

"Stocks are too boring," the board might say,
"Let’s ride the crypto rollercoaster today!"
With $23 million now in the game,
They’re chasing that blockchain fortune and fame.

Wall Street's watching with skeptical eyes,
But Semler’s betting on Bitcoin to rise.
"Who needs a safety net?" they exclaim,
When you’ve got a wallet full of blockchain flame.

Will it moon or will it bust?
Semler's gamble is built on trust.
But if it works, they’ll laugh and grin,
"Who needs bonds when Bitcoin wins?"