RationalizedInsanity on Nostr: npub1dts99…86798 One time some idiot wouldn't let me pass him when he was going ...
npub1dts99dfl8q63gmfrhmjj3hgqh7tealm988lhj7hdamrw80vf9mus086798 (npub1dts…6798) One time some idiot wouldn't let me pass him when he was going five miles below the speed limit in a sports car I simply couldn't beat in a Jeep Cherokee XJ from like 1999.
Then I remembered a police officer liked hiding behind a sign up ahead and his car was bright orange and mine was black.
So I tried to pass him again and he got pulled over.
Problem solved.
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2024-10-27 17:09:36Event JSON
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