GorfTex on Nostr: we all stand there sweating in the back of the senate committee hearing chambers ...

we all stand there sweating in the back of the senate committee hearing chambers while mark zuckerberg and elon musk calls out NCD on national television and in front of our elected officials for being racist white and Christian. none of us says anything, we just stand there sweating bullets. @matty is nowhere to be found, but @JohnChimpo can’t hold back a sneeze. A-CHOO!! the committee and tech giants swivel around to give a swift, judging glare at him and the rest of us. the tech giants turn back to continue their invective to the assembled committee, a door opens and @matty starts to walk in, dressed in a gold and white archbishop's outfit, face painted sheet-white. "Fellow Europ--" he says before we shush him and @The_Almighty_Kek hastily shoves him back out through the chamber’s doors before anyone sees. “close one” mutters @Ash_Kvetchum. “hell yea brother” responds Bendquavious Higginbee:nv: :nofatpeople: (nprofile…dapd) cracking open a cold one that echos throughout the chambers, causing further disruption. i raise my palm to my forehead, mortified.