Ari S🏳️🌈🧑🏼🌾 on Nostr: My #JohnMastodonDay origin myth: I was the inspiration for round bagels. Prior to my ...
My #JohnMastodonDay origin myth:
I was the inspiration for round bagels. Prior to my birth, bagels didn’t have holes. They were flat chewy pucks, and they made everyone who ate them very sad. They had only plain hummus to put on that flatbread, so that got old, fast. Strangely, nobody had yet thought to put raisins, cinnamon, onion flakes, blueberries — or everything! — into the flatbread. I came into the world speaking in tongues and recipes, and the world of baking changed for the better. 🥯
I was the inspiration for round bagels. Prior to my birth, bagels didn’t have holes. They were flat chewy pucks, and they made everyone who ate them very sad. They had only plain hummus to put on that flatbread, so that got old, fast. Strangely, nobody had yet thought to put raisins, cinnamon, onion flakes, blueberries — or everything! — into the flatbread. I came into the world speaking in tongues and recipes, and the world of baking changed for the better. 🥯