Matt Hamilton on Nostr: When I grow up I'm going to become a lawyer, get a certification in International Law ...
When I grow up I'm going to become a lawyer, get a certification in International Law from the UK, work for US intelligence services for many years, write children's books implying a US President is King, and then become director of the Federal Blackmail Institute.
Then I can use my power to finally fulfill my dream of blackmailing 7-11 executives until they make American stores equivalent to, or better than, their Japanese counterparts. All 7-11 employees are to be armed immediately.
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