joewelbourn on Nostr: My banker says to me in a casual conversation (we are friends): Banker: “Joe, I ...

My banker says to me in a casual conversation (we are friends):

Banker: “Joe, I noticed your cash balances have been decreasing; just curious why?”

Me: “Have you read your balance sheet?”

Long awkward pause.

Banker: “Good to see you Joe. I have to get back to a project.”