Jim Wright on Nostr: Health Czar Kennedy: Good news, Mr President! Trump: They caught Hannibal Lector? ...

Health Czar Kennedy: Good news, Mr President!

Trump: They caught Hannibal Lector?

Kennedy: No. But we have outlawed the poisons sapping our manly vigor and making our kids turn sissy.

Trump: I knew you were the man for the job!

Kennedy: Our citizens will eat only meat they kill themselves with their SUVs or find washed up on the beach.

Trump: We'll raise a nation of Viking warriors!

Kennedy: No cereal, no Doritos, no McDonalds or Diet Cokes!

Trump:

Kennedy:

Trump: You're fired, Wacko