Charlie Stross on Nostr: Reading news headlines on Mastodon I accidentally conflated two things—"Biden ...
Reading news headlines on Mastodon I accidentally conflated two things—"Biden should pardon Trump" (that's a hard nope from me) and "wildcat releases in Scotland" and suddenly realized the solution to our problem would be for Biden to release Scottish wildcats in Trump's bathroom. (NB: Scottish wildcats are smaller than bobcats and roughly as friendly and domesticated.)
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