ADHDean on Nostr: Being a video game villain has got to be the worst job in all make-believe because ...

Being a video game villain has got to be the worst job in all make-believe because you grow up in what are probably terrible circumstances as you see your father snubbed by royalty or maybe executed for a minor little revolt or something like that, then you surprise all the bullies in your classes by being the brightest and best ever to come along in generations, spend years working on your Ph. D in mad sciences/arcane arts, only to have your work publicly spurned by your detractors, then you conceive a perfect project, spend years developing it - while building a vast army of minions willing to do your bidding - then, at the moment of absolute victory, as you unleash your master work on an unsuspecting public so you can finally visit some richly deserved vengeance and destruction upon your lifelong enemies, some new kid shows up and kills your planet-ending creation, for whom you made unholy deals with alien technology/otherworldly gods, in, like, seven minutes.