Jerk Douglas on Nostr: Manga idea: Semjep Laokinpeng is a young man from [random country in Oceania region], ...
Manga idea:
Semjep Laokinpeng is a young man from [random country in Oceania region], but one day he's whisked away to a magical world where his average kickboxing skills are now imbued with supernatural power, and he becomes a great warrior who saves the kingdom. He falls in love with a beautiful elf girl, and the king wizard offers to send them both home to his world as reward for their deeds.
She is at first overjoyed to follow him, until he returns to his cramped filthy hovel of a home with his thirty two siblings and several layers of decaying grandparents lining the floor. They are so happy to see him back with a beautiful wife, that they all gather around the table for their special celebratory cultural dessert, which is that thing I heard about where they pin a live monkey in the middle of a table so only its head is visible, and then they all start bashing at it with tiny hammers to crack it's skull open, and all start picking out its squirming brains with their fingers while it screams.
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Semjep Laokinpeng is a young man from [random country in Oceania region], but one day he's whisked away to a magical world where his average kickboxing skills are now imbued with supernatural power, and he becomes a great warrior who saves the kingdom. He falls in love with a beautiful elf girl, and the king wizard offers to send them both home to his world as reward for their deeds.
She is at first overjoyed to follow him, until he returns to his cramped filthy hovel of a home with his thirty two siblings and several layers of decaying grandparents lining the floor. They are so happy to see him back with a beautiful wife, that they all gather around the table for their special celebratory cultural dessert, which is that thing I heard about where they pin a live monkey in the middle of a table so only its head is visible, and then they all start bashing at it with tiny hammers to crack it's skull open, and all start picking out its squirming brains with their fingers while it screams.
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