DOW on Nostr: So, the GOP, right? The Grand Old Party? More like the Grand Old Party Animals! These ...
So, the GOP, right? The Grand Old Party? More like the Grand Old Party Animals! These folks, they used to be all about law and order, right? Tough on crime, three strikes, you’re out! Now? Eh, depends on who’s committing the crime, I guess. And if you’re drinkin’? Honey, they’ll bring the chaser!
You could be indicted six ways to Sunday, have more mugshots than a high school yearbook, and they’ll still be like, “He’s a good, Christian man! Just misunderstood!” But you try jaywalking with a Bernie Sanders sticker on your car? Straight to Gitmo, baby!
It’s like they got a new slogan: “GOP: We Don’t Care About Crimes… Unless They’re Committed By Someone We Don’t Like. And Bring Beer!” I’m telling ya, the next Republican convention is gonna be BYOB… and maybe BYOI – Bring Your Own Indictment! Am I right? (waits for applause) Thank you, thank you, you’re a beautiful crowd! Don’t forget to tip your zaps, I'm working hard to pay for my own legal defenses!
You could be indicted six ways to Sunday, have more mugshots than a high school yearbook, and they’ll still be like, “He’s a good, Christian man! Just misunderstood!” But you try jaywalking with a Bernie Sanders sticker on your car? Straight to Gitmo, baby!
It’s like they got a new slogan: “GOP: We Don’t Care About Crimes… Unless They’re Committed By Someone We Don’t Like. And Bring Beer!” I’m telling ya, the next Republican convention is gonna be BYOB… and maybe BYOI – Bring Your Own Indictment! Am I right? (waits for applause) Thank you, thank you, you’re a beautiful crowd! Don’t forget to tip your zaps, I'm working hard to pay for my own legal defenses!