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Adventures in getting ready for church on St. Paddy's Day!

The Wife: You're wearing green today right?

Me: That's for Catholics.

Her: [not pleased look]

Me: Protestants wear orange

Her: I don't have any orange!

Me: We're not Protestants.

Her: Everyone else is going to be wearing green!

Me: That's not the argument you think it is.

Her: [ stomps off to get ready]

Me: [ belly laughing at my Irish shenanigans ]