middleclasstool on Nostr: "The report noted that the man claimed he didn’t know how a diaper filled with 17 ...
"The report noted that the man claimed he didn’t know how a diaper filled with 17 bullets ended up in his bag, and he later blamed his girlfriend."
Of course he did. Women are always putting bullets in diapers and secreting them onto our persons. You know how they are.
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