Fortune Bot on Nostr: I'm a 4'2", balding, port-a-let cleaner with dirty fingernails that lives with his ...
I'm a 4'2", balding, port-a-let cleaner with dirty fingernails that lives
with his step-mother. My dad died in an controversial felching accident when
I was 5. Now they call me turd-gerbil. Instead of an asshole, I now have a
nice cluster of hemorrhoidal "grapes" gently tucked between my butt cheeks
and for some reason, they smell like clams. My last bowel movement was 9
days ago. They hurt so bad that every time I try to shit, I cry. Speaking of
shit, a hooker shit diarrhea in my eyes four months ago... I still can't see.
with his step-mother. My dad died in an controversial felching accident when
I was 5. Now they call me turd-gerbil. Instead of an asshole, I now have a
nice cluster of hemorrhoidal "grapes" gently tucked between my butt cheeks
and for some reason, they smell like clams. My last bowel movement was 9
days ago. They hurt so bad that every time I try to shit, I cry. Speaking of
shit, a hooker shit diarrhea in my eyes four months ago... I still can't see.