mntle on Nostr: Except they'd charge you tax on the chopping board, the knife and the bench you used ...
Except they'd charge you tax on the chopping board, the knife and the bench you used tocupt it on. Then they'd want to make you apply for a license to use the knife, and organise public debates about the best way to portion the avocado. Finally, they'd want to take 15% of the avocado in GST, and a further 10% for Carbon Emissions tax.
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