Ashwin Dixit on Nostr: ikr?! That spherical rectal probe with Bluetooth lets me livestream my shit 24x7. My ...
ikr?!
That spherical rectal probe with Bluetooth lets me livestream my shit 24x7. My doctors know what's up with my biochemical analysis. My fridge knows what I ate and what to order next. My priest is a tortured man who is using steganographical analysis to decipher the furrows on my turds in real time to divine the future. Everyone knows my shit before I do, and I don't know my own shit till I log online to check the latest news. It was a steal! Everyone's a celebrity!
That spherical rectal probe with Bluetooth lets me livestream my shit 24x7. My doctors know what's up with my biochemical analysis. My fridge knows what I ate and what to order next. My priest is a tortured man who is using steganographical analysis to decipher the furrows on my turds in real time to divine the future. Everyone knows my shit before I do, and I don't know my own shit till I log online to check the latest news. It was a steal! Everyone's a celebrity!