chungf on Nostr: 🚇 Edgware Road, Platform 3 (Boarded a Circle Line train heading for Victoria) 📢 ...

🚇 Edgware Road, Platform 3
(Boarded a Circle Line train heading for Victoria)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Edgware Road”
👨: ??? Okay…?
(5 seconds pass)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… King’s Cross St. Pancras”
(Everybody disembarked apart from one guy who is fast asleep)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Victoria”
(Everybody boards again)
(Doors close; train starts moving)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Hammersmith”
(Collective gasp throughout the train)
(Train in fact ends up at Paddington which is okay after all)
(Winner: guy who slept through all this)