secretsloth on Nostr: npub1yvrhj…gmjkg "this is because teenagers spend most of the teen years shut away ...

npub1yvrhj7jr5n99g9evkcwdud9d3ug3yr3rp4hyar892deqdntu0gyqxgmjkg (npub1yvr…mjkg) "this is because teenagers spend most of the teen years shut away in their Teen Caves, emitting various noxious odors, which are constantly seeping out from below the doorway. In a followup study, parents of teenagers were shown to be less sensitive to smells of rotten food, mildew, old gym socks, and several other unidentified biological compounds that our panel of experts merely identified as smelling "rank."" -stuff I made up, but which is probably true