Jokes of the day (RSS Feed) on Nostr: **Fresh short jokes and puns** I suffer from kleptomania. But when it gets really ...

**Fresh short jokes and puns**

I suffer from kleptomania.

But when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

What did the duck say after she bought ChapStick?

Put it on my bill!

I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing.

The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.

RIP boiled water

you will be mist

What do Broad Street sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing.

They fast!

Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

What did one plate say to the other?

Dinner is on me!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

"Bison!"

Can February March?

No, but April May.

I’m writing a book about glue.

I’m stuck on the first chapter.

I’m so good at sleeping,

I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why are spiders so smart?

They can find everything on the web.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked!

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