Rebecca Watson on Nostr: (secret billionaire meeting) WALGREENS CEO: ok so the vote passes, whenever we fuck ...
(secret billionaire meeting)
WALGREENS CEO: ok so the vote passes, whenever we fuck up we blame shoplifters and minimum wage increases, right?
LOWES CEO: yep
TARGET CEO: got it
RED LOBSTER CEO (in the corner shoveling shrimp into mouth): mmhmm
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