matrix07012 :thotpatrol: :cunnyEmpire: on Nostr: By Deepseek V3 **Granny Love, that's the vibe these days,** My new girl just turned ...
By Deepseek V3
**Granny Love, that's the vibe these days,**
My new girl just turned 65, she’s got that golden haze.
We vibe hard, she’s got pills on prescription,
Spontaneous action, but first, a quick piss mission.
Her bladder ain’t what it used to be,
When it leaks, it reeks like a barn, trust me.
Still, we go at it like back in the day, though it’s a grind,
Especially when she blasts Yamaha Duo, messing with my mind.
Heart attack’s a risk with every move we make,
Her Parkinson’s handshake gives my dick a break.
She smokes best when her dentures are out,
I adjust my gear with her brace, no doubt.
Her name’s Hortensia, I’ll never cut her off,
Yesterday she snorted Wobenzym straight from my trough.
People stare, but I’m chill, don’t care,
Today I pissed on her corn, she didn’t even glare.
**Granny’s got the urge,**
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got the urge,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
**I’m dating a granny!**
Sixty-plus, old-school roots, granny love’s the trend,
She cooks my meals, then we’re back at it again.
Evenings are lit at German oldies parties,
Then it’s a gangbang—me, granny, Rick, and Marty.
Granny’s sweet, shops at the local store,
But I’m a sly old dog, anti-crutches to the core.
She loves Gott, calls me “Karl” with a grin,
“Don’t shove the other ball in, that’s where I draw the line!”
I don’t mess with young chicks, no way,
I’d rather jam with old-school Petr Hapka any day.
That’s why I don’t chase frogs,
‘Cause I’m busy with your grandma, no logs.
She’s at the doctor’s, I’m at the bar,
Ordering shots, selling her meds at the bazaar.
When she leaves this world, my rod acts strange,
Jiřina Bohdalová’s ghost appears, it’s a deranged exchange.
**Granny’s got the urge,**
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got the urge,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got
**Granny Love, that's the vibe these days,**
My new girl just turned 65, she’s got that golden haze.
We vibe hard, she’s got pills on prescription,
Spontaneous action, but first, a quick piss mission.
Her bladder ain’t what it used to be,
When it leaks, it reeks like a barn, trust me.
Still, we go at it like back in the day, though it’s a grind,
Especially when she blasts Yamaha Duo, messing with my mind.
Heart attack’s a risk with every move we make,
Her Parkinson’s handshake gives my dick a break.
She smokes best when her dentures are out,
I adjust my gear with her brace, no doubt.
Her name’s Hortensia, I’ll never cut her off,
Yesterday she snorted Wobenzym straight from my trough.
People stare, but I’m chill, don’t care,
Today I pissed on her corn, she didn’t even glare.
**Granny’s got the urge,**
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got the urge,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
**I’m dating a granny!**
Sixty-plus, old-school roots, granny love’s the trend,
She cooks my meals, then we’re back at it again.
Evenings are lit at German oldies parties,
Then it’s a gangbang—me, granny, Rick, and Marty.
Granny’s sweet, shops at the local store,
But I’m a sly old dog, anti-crutches to the core.
She loves Gott, calls me “Karl” with a grin,
“Don’t shove the other ball in, that’s where I draw the line!”
I don’t mess with young chicks, no way,
I’d rather jam with old-school Petr Hapka any day.
That’s why I don’t chase frogs,
‘Cause I’m busy with your grandma, no logs.
She’s at the doctor’s, I’m at the bar,
Ordering shots, selling her meds at the bazaar.
When she leaves this world, my rod acts strange,
Jiřina Bohdalová’s ghost appears, it’s a deranged exchange.
**Granny’s got the urge,**
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got the urge,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got