helplessduck on Nostr: Good news, everyone. I don't have leukemia. Just a naturally elevated white blood ...

Good news, everyone.
I don't have leukemia. Just a naturally elevated white blood cell count, which explains how ya' boy never gets sick.

And that's true. It's very, very true. I've traveled seas of rhinovirus and influenza and couldn't tell you the last time I had the sniffles. COVID was basically a low-grade headache for two days.
I'll take it.