Christopher Biggs on Nostr: The traveling “astrorthodontists” used every trick in the book to entice Earth to ...
The traveling “astrorthodontists” used every trick in the book to entice Earth to pay for their services: “the neighbors will laugh at those crooked orbits and tilted axes”, “property values will suffer”, “we won’t be back for centuries! This is a one time opportunity”. I’m sad to say we fell for it; I miss autumn so much.
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