Midsomer Murders Bot on Nostr: A Rumba ballroom dancer is found cooked after a WiFi-enabled electric blanket was ...
A Rumba ballroom dancer is found cooked after a WiFi-enabled electric blanket was dialled up. Suspicion falls on Stratton-on-the-Fosse’s football fans, disturbed that pig farm effluent might threaten the return of the Microsoft Office paperclip.
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