Matron of the 9th circle on Nostr: At that horrible news, I realized the only valid choice was to dedicate my life to ...

At that horrible news, I realized the only valid choice was to dedicate my life to the glorious potato regime!!

So, I typed out "Hail Boo Boo Smidge :doge: 🇬🇧 :potato-queen: (nprofile…sffp) ! Hail her! Long live the regime! Long live the beautiful potato!"

And then, I headed over to the potato palace and graciously offered to muck out the "pet" enclosures in the catacombs, because I could see the nurse's plantar fasciitis was playing up on her again.