:holidaybells: 🦐 :Santa_finger_guns_cool: :holidaycandle: on Nostr: > be me > look down > wearing pants > feels good > look at guy in line at starbucks > ...

> be me
> look down
> wearing pants
> feels good
> look at guy in line at starbucks
> cool beard
> take another bite of my doughnut
> (muffled) HEY BRO
> guy in line looks back
> (muffled) DO YOU WANNA DOUGHNUT
> guy laughs
> (piece of doughnut falls out mouth) DO YOU WAN JONNY DEPP TO BUY IT FOR YOU?
> point at Jonny Depp standing nearby
> Jonny Depp waves
> guy seems into it
> point at box of 24 half doughnuts sitting in my lap
> (muffled) BECAUSE HE ALREADY DID
> guy comes over and gets a half doughnut
> 🍻
> gets back in line
> tosses the last bite in the trash right before he orders
>
> look at Jonny Depp
> take another bite of doughnut
> (muffled) WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THAT BRO

10/10 would dream again.