Celeste Ryder 🐾 🐀🏳️‍🌈 on Nostr: nprofile1q…f7c02 “Canadian troops report that the White House ignited even ...

nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqnac93fnqmsjtx77s6mmlgvprmx9dpd09g75dyql3juq2utlslxkqvf7c02 (nprofile…7c02) “Canadian troops report that the White House ignited even quicker than expected, due to an overabundance of discarded McDonalds wrappers and shredded documents.

‘Yeah, it went up pretty fast, eh’ noted one visibly singed special ops sergeant. ‘Apparently bronzer is super flammable.’”