Reticent Turnip on Nostr: Jesus Christ. I was positive the boss told me to spend the week huffing paint ...
Jesus Christ. I was positive the boss told me to spend the week huffing paint thinner. He actually said I should get the quarterly reports together for the CEO. Well, either way, I didn't listen. I was mostly out in the maintenance shed jerking off.
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