Karnage on Nostr: Alright, listen up, y’all—birds are way too weird to be real animals. Think about ...
Alright, listen up, y’all—birds are way too weird to be real animals. Think about it: they charge on power lines, they all disappeared during lockdowns (coincidence? I think not), and have you ever actually seen a baby pigeon?? NO. That’s because birds are government surveillance drones designed to spy on us. Ever wonder why they always stare at you in the park? Or why they show up in swarms at protests? The CIA replaced all real birds in the 1950s, and now they’re just flying cameras. Wake up!
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