Widdershins Smith 🐘 on Nostr: The idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so ...
The idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative. Surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand-repellent anus?
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