Macrobius on Nostr: so funny coincidence, the stores here are giving away turkeys if you can afford 100 ...
so funny coincidence, the stores here are giving away turkeys if you can afford 100 USD and spend it in one shop
I assume that means... real patriotic Americans 1/ can't afford to buy the Turkeys and 2/ are probably going hungry too
This country is so messed up. Remember almsgiving these next two weeks gents. I'm sure there are good Americans and Patriots out there who need you to have your eyes open
Anyway, wifey scored a free bird by accident. So did the lady in line behind her and my wife (who didn't really want or need the turkey offered it to her, to spare her bothering to hold up the line and go back to get *her* bird, but she said her son handled that and didn't want one). So anyway, it's sitting in our fridge, thawing, and unloved, but I'm sure we can get a week's worth of meals of it
Americans who are not hurting so bad are like 'how on earth did I just spend 100 USD on this' (answer: inflation)
American Dream 2024 -- inflate the economy so not only is there a 5 USD Loss Leader chicken in every Costco Rotisserie, raised at an Avian flu farm in Nebraska with 100 milliion birds on site, but also turkeys are basically free and accidental
I assume that means... real patriotic Americans 1/ can't afford to buy the Turkeys and 2/ are probably going hungry too
This country is so messed up. Remember almsgiving these next two weeks gents. I'm sure there are good Americans and Patriots out there who need you to have your eyes open
Anyway, wifey scored a free bird by accident. So did the lady in line behind her and my wife (who didn't really want or need the turkey offered it to her, to spare her bothering to hold up the line and go back to get *her* bird, but she said her son handled that and didn't want one). So anyway, it's sitting in our fridge, thawing, and unloved, but I'm sure we can get a week's worth of meals of it
Americans who are not hurting so bad are like 'how on earth did I just spend 100 USD on this' (answer: inflation)
American Dream 2024 -- inflate the economy so not only is there a 5 USD Loss Leader chicken in every Costco Rotisserie, raised at an Avian flu farm in Nebraska with 100 milliion birds on site, but also turkeys are basically free and accidental