Max Leibman on Nostr: iPhone: Hey, this download is taking longer than expected. Me: Yeah, we're outside. ...

iPhone: Hey, this download is taking longer than expected.

Me: Yeah, we're outside. You can switch from Wi-Fi to cellular.

iPhone: But I'm still ON the Wi-Fi.

Me: I know, but you have 5G. We're in the car n—

iPhone: BUT I can still FEEL the Wi-Fi. It's RIGHT THERE!

Me: Seriously, we're halfway down the the block. Switch to 5G.

iPhone: Hold on, I think I've almost got a packet...

Me: WE'RE HALF A MILE AWAY. Let the Wi-Fi go!

iPhone: But I still can remember it... 😢

Me: 🤦‍♂️