Evan Heisman on Nostr: *spouse complains about the alarm clock and our coffee maker slowly drifting apart.* ...
*spouse complains about the alarm clock and our coffee maker slowly drifting apart.*
me: "I once read this article in a early 2000s Mac magazine about how this thing called Bluetooth was going to synchronize all these things"
spouse: "it exists, it's called a smart home, and we choose not to have one"
me: "... yeah, but it was, like, without the targeted advertising"
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