Farley on Nostr: Lately... the mempool is like an empty nightclub, and these RBF gamblers are still ...
Lately... the mempool is like an empty nightclub, and these RBF gamblers are still fighting for the VIP section.
- The bouncers (miners) are like: "Guys, there’s plenty of space, just walk in!"
- But the RBF high-rollers? "No, no, we must pay extra for the exclusive experience."
- Meanwhile, some small-fee chillers are just sneaking in for free—miners pick them up because, why not?
The funniest part? Miners are cashing in whether there’s a rush or not.
“Oh, you want to pay 10x the fee in a half-empty room? Be my guest.” 💰💰💰
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