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2023-11-03 03:44:32

nugger on Nostr: HELLO OFFICIAL STATEMT I ESP AM ACTUALLY CHANGEING MY MIND ON INSULATED HOT WATER ...

HELLO
OFFICIAL STATEMT
I
ESP AM ACTUALLY CHANGEING MY MIND ON INSULATED HOT WATER BOTTLES
I HAVE CHAMPIONED THEIR CAUSE FOR YEARS ON THIS HERE PUBLIC PLATFORM
AND I STILL THINK THEYRE EXCELLENT FOR HOME USE, OVER WASTING GAS BILL MONEY ON HVAC CENTRAL HEATING
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR BOILING WATER FOR COFFEE EGGS OATS AND MARUCHAN INSTANT RAMEN ANYWAY
HOWEVER ! !
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERES A MORE PORTABLE ALTERNATIVE FOR CAMPING

A GALLON WHITE VINEGAR BOTTLE FILLED WITH 200 DEGREE WATER DROPPING DOWN TO 100 DEGREES OVER EIGHT HOURS ADDS ONLY SOMETHING LIKE 5 WATT OF HEAT TO THE HUNDRED WATT HUMAN BODY HEAT OUTPUT
THAT EXTRA FIVE PERCENT CAN CERTAINLY EXTEND THE COMFORT ZONE A LOT
ESPECIALLY FOR COLD FEET
BUT ITS KINDA SUCKY FOR CAMPING
I HAVE SLIPPED AND FELL ON MY ASS ON A MUDDY CREEK BANK AND SLOSHED A BUNCH OF WATER INTO MY SHOE MANY A TIME
GETTING WATER TO BOIL UP FOR A HOT WATER BOTTLE
AND I AM NOT CARRYING TWO FUCKIN GALLONS OF WATER IM NOT GONNA DRINK AROUND WITH ME

IVE DISCOVERED A GAZILLION CHEAP CHINESE KNOCKOFF CATALYTIC POCKET HEATERS
ITS LIKE A ZIPPO LIGHTER BUT INSTEAD OF THE LIGHTER ITS A TINY PLATINUM WOOL CAT CONVERTER THAT EATS WHITE GAS OR CHARCOAL LIGHTER FUMES
AND ITS AN ENTIRE FUCKIN ECOSYSTEM OUT ON ALI EXPRESS
YOU CAN GET SPARE PLATINUM WOOL PADS FOR PENNIES, MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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