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2024-09-05 10:50:29

rafael on Nostr: GM Bitcoiners, To address the complaints regarding #Bitcoin ‘s volatility we are ...

GM Bitcoiners,

To address the complaints regarding #Bitcoin ‘s volatility we are fixing the exchange rate of BTC <-> USD to 58k BTC/USD for an undetermined period of time.

We hope this measure will help mitigate all the whining of mainstream financial analysts and give regulators the stability they crave so much.

We assure you whenever the appropriate conditions are met this exchange rate is going to be unfixed, and believe us when we say it: VOLATILITY WILL MAKE A COMEBACK!

Best regards,

Satoshi Nakamoto
CEO of Bitcoin
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