The Geoff on Nostr: Current ScotRail slogan is "Your ticket goes further than you think". I mean...I get ...
Current ScotRail slogan is "Your ticket goes further than you think". I mean...I get you, but that's really not how I want a rail service to work.
"No, sorry, sir. You can't get off here."
"But this is Inverness. This is where I'm going. Look, here's my ticket."
"Exactly, sir. As part of our added value scheme you're going all the way to...Cowcaddens!"
"But..."
"Thank me later, sir."
(Nowt against Cowcaddens, the name just has a cool cadence.)
"No, sorry, sir. You can't get off here."
"But this is Inverness. This is where I'm going. Look, here's my ticket."
"Exactly, sir. As part of our added value scheme you're going all the way to...Cowcaddens!"
"But..."
"Thank me later, sir."
(Nowt against Cowcaddens, the name just has a cool cadence.)