Emperor Kuzco on Nostr: After rereading your post you talk about fun. OMG, I use to fuck with the mask Nazis ...
After rereading your post you talk about fun.
OMG, I use to fuck with the mask Nazis at the entrance doors and have them do their job. At first I'd try and openly walk by. If they stopped me and bitched that I wasn't wearing a mask I'd kindly thank them for saving my life then I'd reach in my pocket and pull out my specially designed Rona mask made from fishnet stockings. No shit, this mother fucker looked like a chain link fence tightly stretched across my face as if I was a weird ass fetish creeper. I'd look right at them and watch their face just drop. Were they going to tell me I had the wrong mask? What standard was the right mask?
It was hilarious!
As soon as they imposed the Rona mask requirements at work it was nearly the same but I'd sport a multicolored hat with a propeller on the tops. I figured I had to dress the part to fit into the new clown world. It was that fucking stupid and let everyone know.
OMG, I use to fuck with the mask Nazis at the entrance doors and have them do their job. At first I'd try and openly walk by. If they stopped me and bitched that I wasn't wearing a mask I'd kindly thank them for saving my life then I'd reach in my pocket and pull out my specially designed Rona mask made from fishnet stockings. No shit, this mother fucker looked like a chain link fence tightly stretched across my face as if I was a weird ass fetish creeper. I'd look right at them and watch their face just drop. Were they going to tell me I had the wrong mask? What standard was the right mask?
It was hilarious!
As soon as they imposed the Rona mask requirements at work it was nearly the same but I'd sport a multicolored hat with a propeller on the tops. I figured I had to dress the part to fit into the new clown world. It was that fucking stupid and let everyone know.