The Bitchin' Witches 🐕‍🦺🧙‍♀️ on Nostr: A friend buys me dragon fruit noodles from the Hong Kong market and sends me a recipe ...

A friend buys me dragon fruit noodles from the Hong Kong market and sends me a recipe for how to use them. So I go grocery shopping and I start making substitutions based on my personal preferences and now I'm going to be making a totally different dish who's only commonality with the recipe is they both use the same noodles. This is why I own my own business and train my own service dogs. I am fucking constitutionally incapable of following directions if I think I know better.